Initially, I tried the word 'plumber' but unfortunately it's not available in The Devil's Dictionary so I changed my mind and tried another witty profession! Here we go:
"One whose profession is to conduct lawsuits for clients or to advise as to legal rights and obligations in other matters"
Reference: http://www.merriam-webster.com
"One skilled in circumvention of the law."
Reference: The Devil's Dictionary
"One whose profession is to conduct lawsuits for clients or to advise as to legal rights and obligations in other matters"
Reference: http://www.merriam-webster.com
"One skilled in circumvention of the law."
Reference: The Devil's Dictionary
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent.
ReplyDelete"And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.
Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with the case."
From:http://www.ahajokes.com/law084.html